THC Seltzers vs Beer: A Real Comparison

When it comes to cracking open a cold drink to unwind, most people immediately think of beer. But with the rise of cannabis beverages, especially THC seltzers, there’s a new option on the table. Both offer a refreshing sip and a social vibe, but they create very different experiences. So how do THC seltzers really compare to beer? Let’s break it down.

Onset and Duration

  • Beer: Alcohol typically starts to hit within 10–15 minutes and can last for several hours, depending on how much you drink. The effects often build slowly, sometimes leading to accidental overconsumption.

  • THC Seltzers: Thanks to nanoemulsion technology, THC seltzers kick in just as fast—usually within 15–30 minutes. The high usually lasts 1.5–2 hours, making it feel more “sessionable” than the long tail of alcohol.

The takeaway: THC seltzers are designed for a predictable experience.  Both offer a fast onset and an equally fast off-ramp.  

How They Make You Feel

  • Beer: Alcohol is a depressant. It may help you loosen up and feel social, but it can also lead to sluggishness, dehydration, and the dreaded hangover the next day.

  • THC Seltzers: THC is a cannabinoid that interacts with your endocannabinoid system. The result? A euphoric, buzzy feeling that can be uplifting and social without the grogginess of alcohol. Many THC seltzers, like Louie Louie, include CBD for a balanced, smoother effect.

The takeaway: Beer slows you down, while THC seltzers tend to elevate and brighten the experience.

Calories and Ingredients

  • Beer: A typical pint of beer contains anywhere from 150–250 calories, plus carbs and sugar. Even light beers can add up if you’re having more than one.

  • THC Seltzers: Most THC seltzers are low-calorie, making them a lighter option if you want to sip without loading up on carbs.  The process of making THC water-soluble is closer to distillation than fermentation, so THC seltzers are a clean drinking experience, more akin to cocktails.

The takeaway: THC seltzers are a cleaner, lighter choice compared to beer.

The Morning After

  • Beer: Overindulging almost always comes with a cost—headaches, fatigue, dehydration, and brain fog.

  • THC Seltzers: THC doesn’t cause hangovers. While some people may feel a little groggy if they overconsume, most report waking up refreshed and clear-headed.

The takeaway: No hangover means THC seltzers can fit better into an active lifestyle.

Culture and Flavor

  • Beer: Beer has centuries of tradition and endless styles—from hoppy IPAs to dark stouts. Flavor is a big part of the experience.

  • THC Seltzers: While newer on the scene, THC seltzers like Louie Louie bring creative flavor combinations to the table. Inspired by New Orleans flavors, you’ll find combinations like Blackberry Lemon or Ginger Cucumber that rival the complexity of craft cocktails.

The takeaway: Louie Louie is similar to a Craft Beer, made in small batches by experienced brewmasters.

Ready to see the difference for yourself? Grab a Louie Louie THC seltzer and experience a new way to sip, savor, and socialize.

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These products have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. They are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Products contain hemp-derived cannabinoids, including THC, and should be used responsibly. Do not consume if you are pregnant, nursing, or operating heavy machinery.